Yes, folks, today is Andrew's 27th birthday. And as you can see, he's ready for it. Fifteen years ago, when he was a wee lad of 12, some honorable scotsman of the Glenlivet distillery decanted the very scotch you see here today. Fifteen years of maturation, both of the scotch and of Andrew, have resulted in a smooth, aromatic and amber toned body. Coincidentally, they both are characterized by desirable legs. His birthday wish would be to relax by the fire with his lass, surrounded by the comforts of a silk ascot, seasoned pipe and aged scotch, but he will instead celebrate with yet another day of work. Ah well, the life of a hardworking scotsman.
But there are good things to come. Andrew made some birthday purchases to prepare for his upcoming trip to the Rockies. His waterproof, breathable, 5 point lightweight Titanium jacket, with radial venting system, performance hood, multifunctional pockets and adjustable powder skirt will help him to navigate the treacherous bunny slope he imagines as an Olympic mogul course (shhh... don't tell him). And while his anti-glare polarized lenses might protect those baby blues from the glare off the snow, we're hoping they'll be just as effective against the glares of appalled skiers as Andrew attempts the fastest snowplow known to humankind.
So, as you can see, our birthday boy is quite diverse in his talents and interests. From decanters of single malts to double black diamonds, this guy is all about simple pleasures and extreme endeavors. Here's to many more years of adventure! Happy birthday Andrew!